Launching our site for Wallstreet Autists!!

Hey you autistic fucks!  Are you ready to kit out your closet with sweet Wallstreet Autist merch to remind you all of your shitty trades? 

Now you can buy a shirt or some shit after you cash out all your tendies from your all in SPY FD calls on RH. 

We'll be adding new merch weekly. If you want to request a certain meme email us at  and if it doesn't suck we'll add it. 

Also, we'll be adding sweet DDs on here from time to time so be sure check back often.