News

  • Gay Bear Collection Dropped!

    Losing money hand over fist shorting from the coronavirus? Well got just the merch for you and your boyfriend!
  • S&P 500 hit 3,000!!! Literally Cannot go tits up

    In celebration of Powell's talk about rate cuts, we've got the Mr. 3000 shirts and mugs in. Memorialize this god by buying one. Also, new is our It...
  • Tarriff Man, Shorting the Economy and Options Shirts Now available!

    With Tariff Man tweeting about the China Trade Wars I hope you are shorting the market, or hedging your position. Buy our newly inspired tees based...
  • My Bae. The most beautiful woman alive. Lisa Su

    Let us pray to Mama Su for all those beautiful gains. Buy our shirt or Mug to keep those gains coming... $30 Here we come boys.
  • Release The YOLO

    Show everyone you take all your money and go all in a stock with this tee. I'm sure they will love you for it, you degenerate fuck.
  • Earnings Season Bois hot off the tits of my FTR calls

    Anyone else jump on board those FTR calls?  It only happens 4 times a year so spread the cheer. Use your tendies to get this shirt before you go al...
  • New Tendies, Insider Trading, High Eye Shirts Now Available

    We just added a bunch of new T-shirt designs for you tendie loving traders. Maybe you love inside trading as much as the SEC likes WSB, we got a sw...
  • Launching our site for Wallstreet Autists!!

    Hey you autistic fucks!  Are you ready to kit out your closet with sweet Wallstreet Autist merch to remind you all of your shitty trades?  Now you ...